Sunday, August 24, 2008

Forbes Proves Once Again that Birth Right Is Everything.

Methodology - Forbes.com
The Center for College Affordability and Productivity (CCAP) compiled its rankings using five components:

1. Listing of Alumni in the 2008 Who's Who in America (25%)
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I inherited my daddies truck factory!
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2. Student Evaluations of Professors from Ratemyprofessors.com (25%)
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Comedy Gold.
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3. Four- Year Graduation Rates (16 2/3%)
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Whew! Finally something to do with Education!
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4. Enrollment-adjusted numbers of students and faculty receiving nationally competitive awards (16 2/3%)
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BWAHAHAHAHA! No. Really! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jewels, you really must write that essay!

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5. Average four year accumulated student debt of those borrowing money (16 2/3%)
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Um, I don't think wealthy kids borrow money to go to school.
As evidenced by your top ten Universities....

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America's Best Colleges sorted by Rank - Forbes.com
1 Princeton University
2 California Institute of Technology
3 Harvard University
4 Swarthmore College
5 Williams College
6 United States Military Academy
7 Amherst College
8 Wellesley College
9 Yale University
10 Columbia University

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